nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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