This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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