So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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