Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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