hotel room ftw
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you win
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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