Christians are straight up FREAKS
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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