Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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