He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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