im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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