The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I think my fart just growled at me.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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