dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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