The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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