the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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