Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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