i just had sex bonerless
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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