Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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