For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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