dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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