it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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