so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Randomize