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i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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