I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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