you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I bet he comes in French.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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