All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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