Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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