Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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