yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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