dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
A+ Viking dick
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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