Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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