come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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