I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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