I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Panties = found
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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