You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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