does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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