Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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