Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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