whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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