I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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