1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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