do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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