i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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