I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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