do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There r osticjed everywhere
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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