Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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