I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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