what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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