oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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