I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I need a burrito and a hug.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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