I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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