Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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