even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We need to get me chipped asap
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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