Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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