Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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