stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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