Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize