it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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