So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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